Listen, being a good chicken tender takes work. Coop maintenance, tending to the flock daily, and keeping your feathered besties healthy- take time and effort. It might be enjoyable, but it’s work nonetheless.
So today I bring you a work break. Chicken jokes from around the web!
- What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.
- What sound does a negative rooster make? Cock a doodle don’t
- Which US state do chickens avoid? Kentucky.
- Why did the rooster never come home to his hen? He was free range.
- What do young chickens like to watch? Chick flicks
- Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon? To see which came first.
- Why did Mozart hate chickens? All they say is “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
- What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
- What do you call a great chicken? Im-peck-able!
- What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
Don’t be surprised with another “work break” post down the road. Chicken funnies are cute! Plus, they give Dad jokes a run for the money…amiright?
Share the love and laughter of chickens!
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